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Dr. Yakkery Louse [House] MD

Yakko: [strolls in whistling and swinging his cane] Ok team, we have to find out what’s wrong with this patient.
Dot: It’s lupus!
Yakko: I haven’t even told you what’s wrong with him.
Dot: It was a hunch.
Yakko: okaaay, well, incase anyone wants to make an opinion based on medical data, he has the ticks the nicks the hics the kicks the rash and the runs. Got any ideas?
Dot: It’s lupus!
Yakko: You’re sticking with your hunch?
Dot: No, this time its woman’s intuition.
Yakko: Oh, that’s much more likely then.
Wakko: I agree!
Yakko: You always agree, but this time with the wrong person you should stick with me and agree to disagree.
Wakko: Right!
Dot: But you don’t even have an idea.
Yakko: But I know its not lupus.
Dot: Maybe he got sick from our bickering I know I am.
Yakko: ~hit’s a buzzer~ sorry that theory is incorrect, and only I’m aloud to be insulting in this skit. It fit’s the parody better. [pops a pill, pill container says ACME candy vicodin]. Wakko, any guesses?
Wakko: Could it be… Lupus?
Yakko:~hit’s a buzzer~ We did that joke already but thanks for playing!
Dot: Well you’re the best doctor here, what do you think Louse?
Yakko: I think he’s sick.
[correct bell rings] Wakko and Dot: Good answer all right!
Dot: Ok we have a diognosis, [to the camera "of sorts" ] what do we do now?
Yakko: Dot, go run some pointless test that will show nothing. Wakko, you go give the patient medicine that makes him worse. I’ll go in afterward, insult him during a tender moment and then cure him.
Dot: sounds good to me
Wakko: me too!
Yakko: Then we can all be out of here in time for dinner.. And by all I mean me, the two of you can do some follow up tests the rest of the night to make sure what I already proved is correct.
Wakko and Dot: look sad*
Dot: I don’t like you.
Wakko: *whimper*
This is an outline for a comic I was thinking of doing for the contest at :iconyakko-fanclub:

I'm too lazy to draw at the moment

[edit: note to self, eurostyle font]
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Nice work, i could realy picture them saying that. lol