Disney Prince Jewell

lol, ok let me explain
This is not a real disney character.
Yes, he's supposed to look like Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid. [ref pic [link] ]
He's also supposed to look like Rob Paulsen when he played Jewell Bucanon in Eyes of Fire.
I did this for mostly because she wouldn't stop reminding me I said I'd do it. XD

The following story is only amusing to Rob Paulsen fangirls. It is based souly off of this video:
[link]
As well as our crazy memes from his old forum.

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The story of Prince Jewell.

Long ago when America was young, there lived an Irish immigrant family. Jewell, his lovely wife Maz who went by Margret in those days, and their beautiful little girl Dana, short for Danish [among some other kids he didn't really care about]. One day an older member of the village ran to Jewell for help. There was an evil curse among the people and a friend of his was being blamed. Jewell tried to save him, but was too late. Luckily, the rope broke when the villagers were trying to hang the man, and so he was spared. But Jewell knew the curse was very real, and he would have to stop it. So the villagers packed up their belongings and began to travel to the next villiage. Jewell's daughter spotted some indians in the distant brush and everyone fell in line behind their carts and cattle for saftey. A young girl named Carrot Top fled from the group. Luckily, a strange old hermit named Gonzo appeared and spoke kindly with the indians. When Jewell saw the indians leave, he thanked Gonzo. Gonzo taught Jewell all about the curse that was placed on the land by an evil devil. Whomever was first to spot the magical ruins of the ancient cabins --which can only be seen at a certain time of day just before dusk-- would be the new prince of the land. The next day the villiagers moved on, this time they followed Gonzo in persuit of the magical cabins. As Jewell stood at the edge of a cliff, he was shocked to announce that he had spotted cabins in the woods beneath. Sure enough, they were the very ruins. Gonzo explained that they were built by the indians and soon after, Maz discovered some ancient stones filled with inscriptions. Luckily she could read them. They told about how the curse began over the land when the evil devil used the blood of many dead criminal indians burried at the end of the river, and severed the heads of cows. The indians too had been plagued by it's evil, and they claimed it lived in the trees. [The ruins also listed the names of those killed by the demon, which were strangly similar to those of modern white people.] The Cabins had been protected with magic, but even it did not prevail against the devil. Some of the villagers felt safer at the camp anyhow, as they hadn't seen any signs of the curse in some time. However Gonzo warned Jewell that he may loose his wife and children, but Jewell stated that he was no longer a lindsey, wimsey pig runner, he was Prince Jewell Bucannon. He had great faith that it was his destiny to be first to find the cabins and become Prince. However as time passed Jewell began to agree with Gonzo, he tried to tell his good friend about the warning, but his friend was offended, he felt he could over come the demon without the protection of magic, for he did not believe in magic. He marched straight outside the territory of the cabins and suddenly he was assaulted by the most feared demon cow-head! Luckily cowhead was only teasing the man, he poped up and startled him then skittered away on two legs. Jewell raised his riffle and blasted the demon, who vanished in an explosion of no less than 3 birds. When Jewell and his friend came closer they found nothing but the old rotting cow's head. Then Jewell's friend aknowledged it was witch-craft. He became paranoid, and looked all about him in search of devils. Then he saw Carrot top across the meddow and he remembered burning carrot-top's mother at the stake when she was accused of witch-craft. The fear and guilt caused him to lose his mind. He was then entertained by the smallest things, such as wind--which caused him to scurry off excitedly across the valley. Jewell ran after him and brought him safley back to the cabins. Then he found that the demon had broken down the magical seal over the ruins and was attacking the villiagers. Jewell bravley ran to their rescue. As the villiagers clamored to the last remaining magically sealed room, Prince Jewell was struck in the neck by a large nail- the sad traggedy of a poorly designed old cabin. This too however was fate, and the magic that was bestowed upon the prince shot out of his neck in a rainbow of lazer beams, he cried out, "LAYLAAAAAAH!" and destroid the devil. Sadly, Jewell died of his wounds that day cuddled up on Maz's lap while a young girl gave a sililoquwy about the experience of dying. As time progressed the villiagers built their new home upon those old magical ruins. They say that still today, when the sun is just right in the sky, you can spot the ruins of some ancient cabins. It is customairy for those that spot them to give a shout for all to hear, "Look! Cabins!"